This domain is reserved for Emma Kong

until she is old enough to decide what to do with it.

If you are a guy looking to be "friends" with Emma, please note that Emma's father owns:

• a shotgun and he is not afraid to use it
• a shovel
• a large backyard

If you are still interested please fill out the following form.

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My approximate annual income is

USD$ ,000,000.00

I have PHDs in Please enter each PHD in a new line

I can protect Emma with the training I have in the following martial arts Please enter each martial arts discipline in a new line

By submitting this expression of interest I am hereby declaring the following, knowing that if I break any of these declarations, I will willingly submit myself to the mercy of Emma's father I am telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth and will never lie to Emma I will do and buy whatever Emma requests I will not break Emma's heart I follow all instructions of Emma's father even if it kills me

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